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Did you hear the one about the blind and heartbroken skunk?.

She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.

If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound, would you smell it before you heard it?.

It only bothers you when it’s not your own. The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night, when the woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart.

I didn’t fart in front of my partner until we got married.

My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.

It must have been bad - we’re flight attendants.

I farted at work yesterday, and my coworker opened the window.

What do you get when an aristocrat farts?.

I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.

You don’t mind your own, but you can’t stand other people’s.Īttempting your first fart after having diarrhea.

Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?.

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Why did the man stop telling fart jokes?.

If it’s anything more, you’re in trouble.

What is invisible and smells like worms?.

One fly farts and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!” Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop.How would you biologically describe a fart?.My butt likes you so much it blew a kiss. What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?.What’s invisible and smells like carrots?.Why do you have to watch out for ninjas’ farts?.RELATED: 100+ Jokes About School That Are Definitely For The Cool Kids Add this list to your comedic er… arsenal? Even if you’re not into the fart joke universe, your kids definitely will be.Īnd since we’re an all-service provider, while you’re at it, enjoy our collection of period, poop, and boob jokes.

#Knockknock jokmes crack#

Laughing at the different smells and sounds that plop out of the human body is as old as time and as an adult, it can still make you crack a smile. Unlike the stinkiness of a fart, a good fart joke is something that lasts forever. RELATED: The Best Knock Knock Jokes That Will Knock You Over! So with that in mind, we went ahead and founded up the best fart jokes we could find. After all, everyone passes wind, from the youngest of babies to the eldest grandparent in the room. No matter your age, a fart will never not be funny, and a shart will never not be tragically hilarious. We don’t mean to toot our own horn, but we can’t possibly be the only ones who love good toilet humor.